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Vigilant My NHL Insider reader and recently converted hockey disciple Stephanie (who from here on out shall be called the "Fabulous Ice Babe") offers the following she stole from some Web site (suckaz!) ...

Suggestions To Make The National Hockey League More Interesting

1. Goalies only allowed to stop pucks with teeth
2. Enforcers allowed to equip with police baton
3. Scorers must answer skill testing question before goal counts
4. Make biting legal again
5. Winning team gets to shoot losing team's stick boy
6. Forwards must balance raw egg on helmet in offensive zone
7. Install 10-foot pits of acid near face-off circles
8. Blindfolded penalty shots
9. Use explosive pucks in third period
10. Allow branding of opposing team's logo onto players who get misconduct penalties